away messages and grandma
My grandma is funny, she will IM me occasionally and she responds to my away messages. Here are two great examples:
ALKeswick: Tommy, I heard you have been out in the real world. How is it going?GK
Mr Willoby [auto-reply]: in the shower… naked…
ALKeswick: See you Sunday and hope you have some clothes on.
ALKeswick: Just got on. Thought I would see how the ski trip went and if you are working most days.
G.K
Mr Willoby [auto-reply]: left here looking for girls that glow in the dark
ALKeswick: Be careful! GK






